Montana Quotes: 143 Montana Captions For Instagram The Land of the Shining Mountains.

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11. “Disney world is an armpit,compared to Montana!!” – Carl Hiaasen
    
    
12. “Oh, I’ll never leave Montana, brother.” – Brad Pitt
    
    
13. “The greatest thing about Bozeman is how it used to be.”
    
    
14. “Montana was naked, and so was Billy, of course. He had a tremendous wang, incidentally. You never know who’ll get one.” – Kurt Vonnegut
    
    
15. “My life in Montana is so diverse from my Hollywood life that it even feels odd for me to go from one life to the other.” – Andie MacDowell
    
    
16. “Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon.” – Frank Zappa

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Wow! Montana Quotes For Instagram Captions

1. “A bad day in Montana is better than a good day anywhere else.”
   
   
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2. “Under the Montana sky, we are small in the best ways.”
   
   
3. “A mere vision of Montana will make my heart sing.”
   
   
4. “Oh, I’ll never leave Montana, brother.” – Brad Pitt
   
   
5. Here is a photo of me and my therapist.
   
   
6. Where there’s enough space to spread your wings and soar.

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Montana Love Quotes And Captions

1. “The moon is bigger in Montana, it seems, and the stars somehow shine brighter.”
   
   
2. “I am so happy that I live in a world where there is a Montana.”
   
   
3. “We have always been dreamers in Montana.”– Brian Schweitzer
   
   
4. “Montana: A state that gets so deep into your soul, it hurts when you’re away from it.”
   
   
5. “If you’re lucky enough to live in Montana, you’re lucky enough.”
   
   
6. “The Montana sunset lay between the mountains like a giant bruise from which darkened arteries spread across a poisoned sky.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald
   
   
7.  I’ve stood outside my house in Montana looking at the northern lights … crackling against the night sky. To me, that’s magic. – Author: Christopher Paolini
   
   
8. “Giving freaks a pass is the oldest tradition in Montana.” – Thomas McGuane
   
   
9. “Spending two years on my uncle’s ranch in Montana as a young man gave me the wisdom and the thrust to do westerns.” – Robert Duvall

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Montana Quotes About Mountains

1. Escape to the mountains of Montana, and let yourself be free.
   
   
2. “It seems to me Montana is a great splash of grandeur. The scale is huge but not overpowering. The land is rich with grass and colour, and the mountains are the kind I would create if mountains were ever put on my agenda.” – John Steinbeck
   
   
3. “Escape to the mountains of Montana, and let yourself be free.”
   
   
4. On top of mountains and beneath the stars.
   
   
5. “I grew up climbing mountains in Montana and Wyoming and my wife and I were engaged on top of a mountain peak: Hyalite Peak in Montana. It was a 15-mile hike to get to the top of that, round-trip – thankfully, she said yes.” –  Steve Daines
   
   
6. “Climb mountains not so the world can see you, but so you can see the world.” – David McCullough Jr.
   
   
7. “There’s no time to be bored in a world as beautiful as this.” – Anonymous
   
   
8. “You can’t fall if you don’t climb, but there’s no joy in living your entire life on the ground.” –  Anonymous
   
   
9. “If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads.” – Anatole France
   
   
10. “A little more altitude, a little less attitude”

11. “Mountains which block your way are mostly created by your own wrong thinking.”
    
    
12. “Be like a mountain, aim to touch the sky but stay rooted to the ground”
    
    
13.  “I have two doctors, my left leg and my right”. – G.M. Trevelyan
    
    
14. “Always be thankful for the little things… even the smallest mountains can hide the most breathtaking views!” – Nyki Mack
    
    
15. “Life’s a bit like mountaineering – never look down.” – Edmund Hillary
    
    
16. “Life is short! Go to the mountains and never look back!”
    
    
17. “To walk in nature is to witness a thousand miracles.” – Mary Davis
    
    
18. “By discovering nature, you discover yourself.” – Maxime Lagace

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Funny Montana Quotes & Funny Montana Captions

1. “In Montana, a policeman will pull you over because he is lonely.” – Rich Hall, comedian
   
   
2. If you’ve suffered from sunburn and frostbite in the same week, you’re probably from Montana.
   
   
3. “When 2 of you are hiking in the woods, and a bear charges, you don’t have to run faster than the bear, just run faster than the other guy.”
   
   
4. “Disney World is an armpit compared to Montana.” – Carl Hiaasen
   
   
5. Montana: where the elevation is usually higher than the town’s population.
   
   
6. You know you’re in Montana when: you hear North Dakota jokes.
   
   
7. You ever heard a Montana proposal?”Will ewe marry me?”
   
   
8. What time is it in Montana when the sheep get their head caught in the fence?It’s Mountain time
   
   
9. It seems that Montana has found a new use for sheep . . .
   Wool
   
   
10. What do you call an amazing day up a mountain? A ‘peak’ experience.

11. “The world is full of bastards, the number increasing rapidly the further one gets from Missoula, Montana.” – Norman Maclean, A River Runs Through It
    
    
12. Are you from Eureka? Because you’re a great discovery.
    
    
13. They say Montana is fairly populated – but it’s actually pretty MT.
    
    
14. Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomer, and Very Little Else
    
    
15. “The best-kept secret about Montana is the women. They are tough, smart, sexy, and kind-hearted. It’s a lucky guy that ends up with a Montana gal.” – Jeff Ament, musician (Pearl Jam)
    
    
16. Montana, where driving for an hour without seeing anyone is not a sign of the apocalypse.
    
    
17. Ever heard of a montana sex stone? It’s just a fucking rock
    
    
18. “In Montana, it is a good idea to keep your hat on your head so the wind doesn’t blow your hair off.” – Ivan Doig, author
    
    
19. If this mountain was a novel it’d be called ‘Climb and Punishment’.

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Montana Sayings, Slogans And Montana Instagram Captions

1. Rig: pick-up truck
   
   
2. Land of the Shining Mountains
   
   
3. Unspoiled, Unforgettable
   
   
4. The Headwaters State
   
   
5. Cowboy up: deal with it
   
   
6. Big Sky Country
   
   
7. “When something is really good it’s “finer than frog hair”.”
   
   
8. The Treasure State
   
   
9. The Unabomber State
   
   
10. “Raining like a cow peeing on a flat rock.”

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    Cow pie: pile of cow manure
    
    
12. The Last Best Place
    
    
13. 406: area code of the whole state and an informal Montana slogan
    
    
14. “Oro y Plata” (Gold and Silver)
    
    
15. A couple three: a few
    
    
16. Ditch: adding water to an alcoholic drink, most commonly as a “whiskey ditch”

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Amazing Quotes About Montana And Montana Captions

1. “I’m in love with Montana. For other states I have admiration, respect, recognition, even some affection. But with Montana, it is love.” – John Steinbeck
   
   
2. “Everything is so big—the sky, the mountains, the wind-swept flatlands—it sinks into you, it shapes your body and your dreams.” – Christopher Paolini
   
   
3. “The generosity of Montanans is inspiring.” – Brian Schweitzer
   
   
4. “Montana: A state that gets so deep into your soul, it hurts when you’re away from it.”
   
   
5. “We can push Montana forward and we can do it with out raising taxes.” –  Brian Schweitzer
   
   
6. “If you’re lucky enough to live in Montana, you’re lucky enough.”
   
   
7. “I have great faith in the people of Montana; they can’t be bought.” – Jon Tester
   
   
8. “I grew up in Colorado and spent my summers in Montana as a ranch hand.”– Chris Eigeman
   
   
9. “In Montana, a maths teacher is running for the Senate. Win or lose, she plans on demanding a recount because maths is fun.”– Conan O’Brien
   
   
10. “Before Alaska came along and ruined everything, one of every twenty-five square miles in America was Montanan. This much space has nurtured a healthy Cult of Place in which people find perfection, even divinity in the landscape.” – Ellen Meloy, nature writer

11. “If you like bears in your city parks and full access to winter sports, welcome to Missoula.” — Spin Magazine
    
    
12. “I would be happy living on a massive ranch in Montana and not seeing anyone except my friends and family.” — Nick Frost
    
    
13. “ If there be no place for wild bison in all of Montana, then surely we have crossed a line between the Last Best Place and the the Once Best Place.” – Jim Bailey
    
    
14. “Alaska and Montana are not in the south but they definitely form part of the crimson tide of red states where Republicans are dominant.” – Juan Williams
    
    
15. “Why did I keep hitching myself to dreams as big as that Montana sky? I was like Rooster Jim’s chickens, with no way to fly that high.” Kirby Larson
    
    
16. “I spend half my time in Montana, the other half in New York City. In unique ways, both places help me unwind, and both are the most satisfying places to live I can imagine.” – Jeff Shaara
    
    
17. “I had the chance to visit all 56 counties in Montana in my pickup. You can put Washington, D.C., in one corner of our state and put Chicago in the other corner, and that’s the size of my congressional district.” – Steve Daines

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Short Montana Quotes And Montana Captions

1. so cute! I just love Montana!
   
   
2. High, Wide and Handsome
   
   
3. Fresh air, don’t care.
   
   
4. Good things don’t come by easy.
   
   
5. Go wild, for a while.
   
   
6. Hike more. Worry Less.
   
   
7. Great things are done when men and mountains meet.
   
   
8. Wander where the WiFi is weak.
   
   
9. The mountains are my happy place.
   
   
10. Climbing my way to bigger and better things.

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Montana Quotes Puns And Short Funny Montana Captions

1. A trip to Montana? Mount me in!
   
   
2. Let’s play hide and peak in Montana
   
   
3. Bearly inhabited, Moosely Wild, DEERly Desired.
   
   
4. The Last Best Place
   
   
5. Action-peaked adventure.
   
   
6. Everyone had a good climb at the party.
   
   
7. This is in mount condition.
   
   
8. Finishing the hike was such a re-leaf.
   
   
9. Buy one, get one ski.
   
   
10. The mountain of youth.

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Montana Captions For Instagram From Songs

1. “Get lost in Montana,
   Where your heart can finally roam.
   Get lost in Montana,
   Where the mountains call you home.” – Adam Young (Owl City), Montana
   
   
2. “Won’t you meet me in Montana.
   I want to see the mountains in your eyes.
   Woah, woah, I had all of this life I can handle.
   Meet me underneath that big Montana sky.” – Dan Seals & Marie Osmond – “Meet Me In Montana”
   
   
3. “I’m going to Montana to spend the winter
   I hear the snows are deep up there and the winds are cold
   Way out there the blues will never find me oh I’m going to Montana to rest my soul
   I wish that special someone was going’ along
   But she don’t love me anymore so I’ll be gone.” – Hank Williams, Jr. – “Montana Song”
   
   
4. “Tell me of that Treasure State
   Story always new,
   Tell of its beauties grand
   And its hearts so true.
   Mountains of sunset fire
   The land I love the best,
   Let me grasp the hand of one
   From out the golden West.” – Charles Cohan – official state song  “Montana”
   
   
5. “Oh Montana, give this child a home.
   Give him the love of a good family and a woman of his own.
   Give him a fire in his heart, give him a light in his eyes.
   Give him the wild wind for a brother and the wild Montana skies.” – John Denver, “Wild Montana Skies”

6. “Yes, there’s no place like Montana,
   The Big Sky country, my home.
   A place to set my spirit free,
   A Rocky Mountain melody,
   These things are a part of me.” – Carleen and LeGrande Harvey – official state melody “Montana Melody”
   
   
7. Oh Montana, give this child a home
   Give him the love of a good family and a woman of his own
   Give him a fire in his heart, give him a light in his eyes
   Give him the wild wind for a brother and the wild Montana skies – John Denver – “Wild Montana Skies”
   
   
8. “It was colder than a well digger’s ankles in Cutbank, Montana.
   But my heart was on fire as I saw her step down from the train.
   I’d been up there forever, but her arms were finally around me.
   All my icicles melted away at the sound of her name.” Hank Williams Jr. – “Cut Bank, Montana”
   
   
9. “The red headed stranger from Blue Rock, Montana
   Rode into town one day
   And under his knees was a ragin’ black stallion
   And walkin’ behind was a bay.” Willie Nelson – “Red Headed Stranger”

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Montana Quotes From Movies

1. “It’s not the altitude, it’s the attitude.” – Everest
   
   
2. “It’s kinda strange, isn’t it? How the mountains pay us no attention at all. You laugh or you cry, the wind just keeps on blowing.” – Red Dawn
   
   
3. “We all have to deal with mountains. You know mountains that go way up high. And mountains that go deep and low.” – The Pursuit of Happyness
   
   
4. “The important thing about that freedom train is it’s got to climb mountains.” – The Pursuit of Happyness
   
   
5. “The higher up the mountain the more treacherous the path.” – House Of Cards

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Interesting Montana Quotes

1. “I wanted to write about Jews in Montana, so I went there by plane and bus, only to discover that there are no Jews in Montana. It didn’t deter me.” – Kevin Barry
   
   
2. “There are grander and more sublime landscapes – to me. There are more compelling cultures. But what appeals to me about central Montana is that the combination of landscape and lifestyle is the most compelling I’ve seen on this earth. Small mountain ranges and open prairie, and different weather, different light, all within a 360-degree view.” – Steve Abell, photographer
   
   
3. “I have a ranch in Montana, but it’s not a real working ranch. I’ve always liked the outdoors. I come from Texas. My grandfather was a farmer; that’s as close as I come.” – Dennis Quaid
   
   
4. “Montana should come with a surgeon general warning that it’s addictive. The sky is big and blue, and the air is always fresh and crisp and scented with pine. There’s a frontier spirit, but also a calmness, beauty in the landscape that slows your pulse.” — Robin Bielman
   
   
5. “The World War II battle cry ‘Powder River, let ‘er buck!’ originated in the Powder River country of southeastern Montana. The yell greets a bronc rider as he comes out of the chute.” — Montana Almanac
   
   
6. “Chicago is known as the Windy City, and Montana is called the Big Sky State, so I think that we should somehow combine the two to create the ultimate kite-flying experience.” — Mitch Hedberg
   
   
7. “My history was the Western. I grew up with the Lone Ranger, the Cisco Kid and Bonanza. I felt as much a child of the West as someone born in Montana or Wyoming.” – Clive Sinclair

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More & Long Montana Quotes

1. “My father had owned a ranch when he was younger, in Montana, and he remembered riding his horse across the prairie and seeing some large bones sticking out of the ground. He was enough of a geologist, being a sand and gravel man, to have a pretty good notion that they were dinosaur bones.” — Jack Horner

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